Just a Quick Thought

Normal Knitting Obsession Level:
Feeling well-rested, while picking up a healthy lunch during a regular workday, you spot a lady wearing a commercial machine-knit lace sweater and spend a few minutes stealing glances at it, trying to figure out the pattern in your head.

Abnormal Knitting Obession Level:
Sleep deprived and hopped up on refined sugar, you spend several minutes staring at the lace trim on your own underpants, trying to figure out the pattern in your head.

Clearly, I need a nap.